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[notawaiter]

Ah, I see. From now on I will...have more patience when confronted with Zoro's terrible, bad and misguided opinions about food.

[ Is the best Sanji can do for now, but he is trying! Cooking is serious business.
And that's true about Usopp, he at least has common sense.

I'm pretty sure it is still illegal regardless, but you can get away with it so...almost as good. ]

So we're really going shopping? Lovely.
I'll be in my best behavior.

[ [ Well then, all the more reason to focus all his attention on Nami and Nami alone, you are right. ] ]

[mapquests]

[she's getting the impression that he will Not, in fact, have more patience with Zoro but. a girl can dream, can't she?

anyway it's not illegal if you don't get caught. that's how she sees it!]

You better.
And that includes not being weird with the guys I'm doing business with.

[notawaiter]

[ He will show Zoro as much respect as the swordsman shows him. So...it will probably not go well, no. ]

Why would I be weird?

[ What do you plan on doing with these guys, Nami? ]

[mapquests]

Oh, no reason.

[nothing you need to worry about!!]

[notawaiter]

[ /press x for doubt. ]

No reason at all? Are you going to try and flirt with them so they give you discounts? 

[ What else could she do that would make him weird if not that?]

[mapquests]

Like I said,
don't be weird :)

[maaaaaybe...]

[notawaiter]

...

[ Namiiii :C ]

Okay. I was going to say that we could join forces and both flirt with people, see if we get an even biggest discount that way. But since you don't seem interested...

[ Listen, two can play this game. ]

[mapquests]

No offense Sanji but you never struck me as the kind of guy who'd flirt with other guys.

[she'd like to see him try to play that game]

At least, not in a way that won't piss them off.

[notawaiter]

There are plenty of shops with female shopkeepers too, you know. I never said I would flirt with the exact same people you were going to target.

But I could do it, too, if needed.

[ Maybe??? What did he just get himself into? ]

I don't know what you mean by that.

[mapquests]

I've been handling the women too. In my own way~

[use your imagination ;)

but. hm......what did he get himself into?? don't make promises you might regret, Sanji.]

Don't mind what I mean by that.
But now that I think on it, I'd love to watch you flirt your way into getting a discount with the fishmonger I've been dealing with.

[worst case they can fish for themselves. can't put a price on a good laugh.]

[notawaiter]

Did that happen often? Do tell me more about it, please.

[ Oh, he's using it alright. He's using it a lot.

He's going to see this as a challenge. He can do things out of pure stubbornness. ]

Hm. [ Better leave it at that. ] Ah,well...if that's what the lady wants, then it's what the lady with get. If food is involved, then It's easier too.

[ Don't get mad if it turns out he gets bigger discounts than you somehow, Nami :U He will get confused enough. ]