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[serio]

Busted your door open. ( next time answer faster, nami. )

I don't see it anywhere.

[mapquests]

[YOU GAVE HER 0 SECONDS TO REPLY!!!]

did you even try the handle before you busted it open???? i don't lock my door!

now you have to find and kill the spider AND fix my door.

[serio]

You should always lock your door. ( especially when they're docked on some random island. ) Why the hell do you have so many drawers?

[mapquests]

don't tell me what to do! [SHE DOES WHEN SHE LEAVES. she's not some paranoid weirdo who locks her door while she's in her room!! everything she needs hidden is impossible to find anyway.]

the better question is why the HELL would you be going through my drawers you pervert??
the spider is not going to be there. it's probably UNDER the dresser

[serio]

Don't see it. I'm surprised there isn't any gold in here. ( look, he's just trying to be thorough with his search for this spider. it could get in through the cracks. )

[mapquests]

as if i'd put my valuables in the first place some low grade thief would look.

[wait a sec...]

can you stop going through my drawers????

[serio]

Got nothing else to do what with the spider not showing its face.

[mapquests]

you could try...actually looking for it.
or just get out of my room if you can't do what i needed you to do.

[it's fine she's slept under worse conditions outside. or maybe she'll steal your hammock and sleep there instead for the next few nights.]

[serio]

What do you think I'm doing? ( he's looking. ) You know spiders don't bite, right?

[mapquests]

some do.
and some are venomous.

[please don't question her irrational fear of spiders and bugs okay?? she knows most don't bite and she knows it's silly]

[serio]

Gonna leave the windows open. I'll check again later. ( could've just lied and said he'd caught it, but at least he's being honest. )

You need anything from in here?

[mapquests]

[aw you really do care...enough to be honest with her, at least.]

thanks for trying...
since you're rooting through my drawers anyway, you could just grab me a change of clothes for tomorrow. plus my pillow.

i'm crashing in your hammock tonight.

[because you're the one who can sleep anywhere.]

[serio]

What do you need for clothes? ( be specific, nami. too. many. drawers. )

[mapquests]

the basics? shirt, shorts, underwear.

[and then minutes later because it just dawns on her this guy might not...understand that 'underwear' includes--]

a bra.

[serio]

( well. if she's gonna make him get her bra of all things... )

What's with this lacy stuff you've got? Doesn't seem like your style. Been honey trapping people with these or something?

[mapquests]

[he is so lucky that he's in her room because she called in a favour. because right now she wants to deck him.

the heck you know about women's fashion, zoro???]

oh i'm sorry, i had no idea there HAD to be a reason for having nice underwear.
if the sight of lace is that offensive then just grab a random pair.

[serio]

Never said it was offensive. So, you're gonna have to wear whatever I pick out for you, right?

[mapquests]

that's right, i'll have to wear them.
why? getting any ideas...?

[it's amazing how fast she can switch between wanting to punch the guy to wanting to see where he's going with this]

[serio]

Maybe. Seem to be having a hard time locating your shirt.

[mapquests]

[""maybe"" my ass, Zoro]

really?

let me guess...you're also having a hard time finding my shorts.

[serio]

U-huh. Hard to know where else to look. ( her underwear drawer has definitely caught his attention. )

[mapquests]

figures.
this is what i get for asking someone with no sense of direction to find me something to wear.

just make sure whatever underwear you pick out matches. if i'm going to be walking around in only my skivvies tomorrow, i might as well look put together.