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[notawaiter]

[ Hang out with him, and Sanji will be happy to constantly hype her up. Say goodbye to your insecurities, Nami. ]

Oh, I am naming my first gray hair after Luffy or Zoro, that's for sure. Maybe if we join forces, we can get them to behave a little less recklessly. [ Says the guy who's just as reckless and only fights with his legs. ]

Fame doesn't care about integrity, I'm afraid. He's going to be a different kind of pirate, don't worry. That would have been useful, but subtle and quiet is not his style.

I think we all attract trouble in one way or another. But it's a good thing we also watch each other's backs.

[mapquests]

[maybe he should be focusing on his insecurities...]

You realize I'm including you in the lineup of people making me go gray early.

[the only one in their crew who wouldn't be to blame is Usopp.]

Hopefully he's the only one who gets a bounty. I'm glad that he's glad, but the last thing I need is either Zoro or you getting a bounty.

Or worse, me.

[she might have all her debts paid off but a girl still wants to thieve and do it easily!!]

[notawaiter]

[ No, god forbid. ]

Hm? But I haven't caused any trouble. Yet. Does this mean that you think of me often?

[ Usopp is the one who invited Mihawk to join you all for drinks; are you so sure about that, Nami? ]

Zoro might not have a bounty poster, but I'm sure that some of the Marines must be looking for him already. He's pretty famous, so it won't go unnoticed that he's no longer hunting pirates but acting as one.

I'll try my best to remain inconspicuous, I promise. He is actually not bad at that.

[ Being a thief is never easy! And also illegal. ]

[mapquests]

It's hard not to think of a guy who always seems a hair-trigger away from kicking Zoro in the face when he comments on your cooking.

[fair but it's not like Usopp was the guy who challenged him to a swordfight to the death.

but ok...ok. you're all going to drive her crazy.

and it's not illegal if you don't get caught!]

I'll hold you to that promise when we go out shopping later.
You have some bad habits I'm starting to notice you'll need to reel back on.

[like his whole gentlemanly bit that does not let up whenever there's a pretty lady around. the last thing she needs is Sanji trying to rizz up anyone's girlfriend, because with their luck it'd be the girlfriend of the guy Zoro stabbed.]

[notawaiter]

Ah, I see. From now on I will...have more patience when confronted with Zoro's terrible, bad and misguided opinions about food.

[ Is the best Sanji can do for now, but he is trying! Cooking is serious business.
And that's true about Usopp, he at least has common sense.

I'm pretty sure it is still illegal regardless, but you can get away with it so...almost as good. ]

So we're really going shopping? Lovely.
I'll be in my best behavior.

[ [ Well then, all the more reason to focus all his attention on Nami and Nami alone, you are right. ] ]

[mapquests]

[she's getting the impression that he will Not, in fact, have more patience with Zoro but. a girl can dream, can't she?

anyway it's not illegal if you don't get caught. that's how she sees it!]

You better.
And that includes not being weird with the guys I'm doing business with.

[notawaiter]

[ He will show Zoro as much respect as the swordsman shows him. So...it will probably not go well, no. ]

Why would I be weird?

[ What do you plan on doing with these guys, Nami? ]

[mapquests]

Oh, no reason.

[nothing you need to worry about!!]

[notawaiter]

[ /press x for doubt. ]

No reason at all? Are you going to try and flirt with them so they give you discounts? 

[ What else could she do that would make him weird if not that?]

[mapquests]

Like I said,
don't be weird :)

[maaaaaybe...]

[notawaiter]

...

[ Namiiii :C ]

Okay. I was going to say that we could join forces and both flirt with people, see if we get an even biggest discount that way. But since you don't seem interested...

[ Listen, two can play this game. ]

[mapquests]

No offense Sanji but you never struck me as the kind of guy who'd flirt with other guys.

[she'd like to see him try to play that game]

At least, not in a way that won't piss them off.

[notawaiter]

There are plenty of shops with female shopkeepers too, you know. I never said I would flirt with the exact same people you were going to target.

But I could do it, too, if needed.

[ Maybe??? What did he just get himself into? ]

I don't know what you mean by that.

[mapquests]

I've been handling the women too. In my own way~

[use your imagination ;)

but. hm......what did he get himself into?? don't make promises you might regret, Sanji.]

Don't mind what I mean by that.
But now that I think on it, I'd love to watch you flirt your way into getting a discount with the fishmonger I've been dealing with.

[worst case they can fish for themselves. can't put a price on a good laugh.]

[notawaiter]

Did that happen often? Do tell me more about it, please.

[ Oh, he's using it alright. He's using it a lot.

He's going to see this as a challenge. He can do things out of pure stubbornness. ]

Hm. [ Better leave it at that. ] Ah,well...if that's what the lady wants, then it's what the lady with get. If food is involved, then It's easier too.

[ Don't get mad if it turns out he gets bigger discounts than you somehow, Nami :U He will get confused enough. ]